How to be an Ex-Masturbator

This is just too awesome for words. Quoted from the page:

When God wants to take His message of deliverance across the globe, there is NO stopping Him.  Check out this feature of the EX Shirts on one of the fastest growing Christian Hip Hop magazines in the US: www.DaSouth.com. Also, hit up their new article, “Masturbation” It breaks down the lies behind masturbation, explains how this is actually a sin, and how we can be freed through Christ.

And if you need even more encouragement, check out ya girl Dameco’s latest blog entry, in which she fearlessly testifies to her struggle and victory over masturbation!

We pray that you will join us in breaking the silence on an issue that has stayed silent for too long. Be the first to boldly rock your Ex-Masturbator shirt and let’s change the world baby! Click below on one of the pictures to order your shirt.

My problem is that I can never tell if campaigns like this are serious or a deliberate attempt at humour. I know, I know, I’m a sick, sick person.

5 thoughts on “How to be an Ex-Masturbator”

  1. The word “Ex” has the same impact as “Don’t”. It highlights the word following it, hence encourages rather than discourages. Like, “Don’t smoke”. First thing that comes to your mind is an image of a person doing the exact opposite of the intention of that message. 😛

  2. That’s actually a good observation. Look at all those pictures of people who have masturbated!

  3. It is amazing how God can deliver people of bad habits and addictions.

    If you are struggling with an addiction, call on the name of Jesus Christ and seek Him for your freedom – He will not let you down.

  4. This is seriously too funny. The fact that you are claiming this is scriptural is bad enough but don’t you have something more pressing to address?

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