UPDATE: Apparently I forgot to add a link to the article in question the first time around. Added now.<\/p>\n
So when was the last time PC Mag<\/a><\/em> columnist John Dvorak wrote something that wasn’t pure idiocy? Here’s a line from his latest:<\/p>\n And when you try to take on one of these games as an adult you soon realize that there is too much weird crud, like “hit the A button while moving the joystick forward while pulling the trigger while moving the mouse with your right hand and left clicking.” That’s just to walk forward!<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n As someone on QT3 posted in reply, all I need to do on my keyboard is press “W” to walk forward. Perhaps Dvorak needs to get himself a better keyboard. And which game needs you to use both a joystick and a mouse at the same time? Even the use of the word “joystick” reveals how out of touch Dvorak is. It was emblematic of the Atari 2600 days, but now that flight simulators have been relegated to a niche enthusiast community, few people actually use joysticks now. The closest modern equivalent are the sticks that are now selling out due to the recent release of Street Fighter 4<\/em>, but those are now called “fighting sticks”.<\/p>\n Also, look carefully at the last line of his column:<\/p>\n A game like Garage Band or Guitar Hero isn’t the answer. But what is?<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n Uh, “Garage Band”? Someone should take this guy to one side and kindly explain to him that he’s just making a laughingstock of himself at this point. UPDATE: Apparently I forgot to add a link to the article in question the first time around. Added now. So when was the last time PC Mag columnist John Dvorak wrote something that wasn’t pure idiocy? Here’s a line from his latest: And when you try to take on one of these games as an … Continue reading John Dvorak needs to learn “WASD”<\/span>
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