{"id":5373,"date":"2009-11-26T17:38:14","date_gmt":"2009-11-26T06:38:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/?p=5373"},"modified":"2009-11-26T17:38:14","modified_gmt":"2009-11-26T06:38:14","slug":"awesome-stuff-you-can-buy-from-amazon-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/?p=5373","title":{"rendered":"Awesome stuff you can buy from Amazon.com"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s been a while since I wrote a silly post in this category and tomorrow’s a public holiday here in Malaysia, so here a few examples of some of the totally crazy and awesome stuff you can buy from Amazon.com. If you go check these out, please remember to read the user comments. It’s all part of the fun! Pictured above is the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser\/Tank<\/a> which can be yours for a mere US$20,000.00. Unfortunately, it is not road legal, nor does it come with any actual weapons.<\/p>\n

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Thinking of Christmas presents? If it’s someone who is frequently on the road, the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk<\/a> might be a novel gift. It can instantly turn your car into a mini workspace. I’m sure nothing can go wrong with this invention. Disregard all the customer submitted photos on that page.<\/p>\n

Finally, Amazon.com even sells fresh whole rabbits<\/a>. Perfect for those moments when you need to hold a Satanic ritual at the last minute and you can’t find an appropriate sacrifice in time. Warning: buying one of these as a pet for your children would be a bad idea!<\/p>\n

I’m pretty sure The Sycologist’s<\/a> faked Andy Warhol prints would make this list too if it were on Amazon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s been a while since I wrote a silly post in this category and tomorrow’s a public holiday here in Malaysia, so here a few examples of some of the totally crazy and awesome stuff you can buy from Amazon.com. If you go check these out, please remember to read the user comments. It’s all … Continue reading Awesome stuff you can buy from Amazon.com<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[382,78],"class_list":["post-5373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","tag-amazon","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5373"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5389,"href":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5373\/revisions\/5389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/calltoreason.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}