Yes, it’s Braid and yes, I really should have played it ages ago, but I just kept putting it off. One reason is that it’s a puzzle platformer and I really hate platformers. Another is that I read that famous Atlantic portrait of Jonathan Blow as well as the equally famous parody of that article, and the guy does come across as being incredibly pretentious. The more time passed, the less important it felt to go back and play it, no matter how great it was.
As the post title indicates, this one is the 2012 RPG by Cyanide, not the 2014 adventure game by Telltale. I’d bought this because it was cheap and I’d heard that its story was surprisingly decent, as in people are used to Cyanide making shitty games and media tie-in games being crappy, but this turned out not to be the case. After finishing this, I have to say that I agree with this assessment. This doesn’t mean that it’s actually good, just that it’s better than it has any right being.
Despite hearing lots of praise for it, I’d skipped out on Bastion, thinking that it looked too lightweight. Supergiant’s follow-up, Transistor, was an even bigger success. It has a cool female protagonist, an awesome, nigh infinitely-configurable weapon and an original science-fiction world.
So I finally got my GPU back. Actually, MSI said my GTX 770 couldn’t be fixed and instead offered an upgrade to a GTX 970 for a small fee which I quickly accepted. Since I’d been working my way through all of the BioShock Infinite DLCs even my GPU conked out, so I went back to that.
With still no GPU fit for modern games, I’ve started knocking items off of my list of old games that I’d always wished I’d played. This starts with The Longest Journey, one of the most highly praised adventure games of all time and one that has gained renewed prominence recently due to its female protagonist and the KickStarter campaign to fund a sequel.
(Since I don’t play boardgames any more, I make too few posts about games to really justify maintaining a separate blog for them, so I’m moving those posts back here. This blog has more subscribers anyway, though more people tend to randomly wander into the games blog. I’m still maintaining as an archive of course.)
As you can no doubt see, my GPU is still MIA so I’ve latched on to yet another card game to fill my time. I’ve held off playing Hearthstone for the longest time because it’s a mainly online game against other human opponents and I just don’t do multiplayer. But I’ve been pleasantly surprised by how smooth and drama-free the experience has been. I’ll start with comments on the game design and move on to the online experience in a later post.
Most shooters start the player off with some kind of assault rifle, maybe a sub-machine gun if the designers are feeling stingy, plus a dinky little side-arm that never actually sees any use. Not so Red Faction: Guerrilla. In this game, right after the introductory cutscene, you’re given a humongous sledgehammer and a satchel of remote-detonated explosives. Then you’re set loose on the Martian landscape to do as you will. That is a fair representation of this game is all about.
You’ll find that most of your time on Mars will be spent wrecking stuff. Of the two starter weapons, the sledgehammer is the more reliable but it’s always satisfying to bring down a building with lots of enemies inside with explosives, especially when you become skilled at identifying structurally weak spots to slap them on. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg that is your arsenal. You also get the grinder, a bulky machine that fires razor-edged metal disks, the thermobaric rocket launcher that is really good at filling an enclosed space with a big explosion, a nano-rifle which infects the target with nanites that dissolve it, and, if you’re lucky, the awe-inspiring singularity bomb, which creates a miniature black hole.